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anyway i played an extremely good gig with some extremely good musicians tonight and i’m feeling like maybe i’m not doomed to suck ass for life. nobody hold your breath tho
i can be an irony poisoned burnout bitch /and/ an accomplished jazz musician. there’s room for that in this world yet.
the year is 2014. “dank memes” is still a funny phrase to say. the antics of richard dawkins and rob ford are getting me through the day. i am a freshman in college and sincerely believe that i will be an accomplished jazz musician someday instead of the irony poisoned burnout bitch i will eventually become. simpler times.
Why the hell is it so commonly accepted that ths job of comedians is to “try to be offensive” or “challenge your preconceived ideas” or some shit, what kind of 90s bullshit is that. The job of comedians is to be funny. Make people laugh. Youre thinking of like…a preacher or something. Perhaps some similarities but not the same goddamn thing lmao. Or at least it shouldn’t/doesn’t have to be
gonna download dating apps and use them to obnoxiously harangue people into joining my hypersectarian MLM (Marxist-Leninist-Maoist, but also Multi-Level Marketing) organization/cult/theatre troupe that does nothing but scream at other leftists (but also tries to get them to buy herbal supplements). think this one will go way better than the “Red Guards Austin”
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im like the less attractive but also less likely to stumble into web infamy version of the curvy wife guy
i need a fat bitch
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i’m so depressed already by all the stupid liberal shit i see shaming those on the left for not getting behind any given democrat. posts literally telling people to just shut up if they don’t like a democrat because all that’s important is that they win. idk how i really feel about this aspect of it, but does anyone else feel like since trump got into office everything is just weirdly literal? like everyone just states their most cynical of intentions as plainly as can be?